Bleeding Fist, bleeding prose

I would be quite bad at writing black metal press releases. I tend to state just the facts, ma’am, while black metal bands tend to state, well, everything else.

For example:

ME:
Bleeding Fist and Naberius will tour Slovenia in 2009, and play one date in Italy.

BLEEDING FIST:
Bleeding Fist along with Naberius will conquer the Slovenian territory on the Black Crucifixion Tour 2009 which will be expanded like plague into Italian territory for one and only exclusive show at OLDEN CLUB.

Another example:

ME:
Occultus has joined Bleeding Fist on second guitar.

BLEEDING FIST:
The black spell surrounding Bleeding Fist is strengthened by the recruitment of the final pillar. Occultus, baptized in blood, sold his soul to the devil as second guitarist of Bleeding Fist’s Unholy Conclave.

Now Bleeding Fist’s lineup is:

Hellscream – Vocals
Infernal Karburator – Bass guitar
Angelus – Guitar
Occultus – Guitar
Krieg Maschine – Drums

Perhaps my black metal name will be Diabolical Krankshaft.

Bleeding Fist have a new EP, Macabrum Bestia Ex Abyssus, out on Moribund. You can hear “Invocation into Devil’s Flesh”, a song hammer-wielding warcry from it, below.

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