When I am rich, I will buy Dave Lombardo

Bar menu, Berlin, DE

One day here in Berlin, I stumbled across a bar called “wenn ick reich bin, ick koof mir Dave Lombardo.” The waitress said that it was local dialect for “when I am rich, I will buy Dave Lombardo.”

Now, that hardly makes sense. And other than its name and logo, the bar was pretty much the same as any other. Still, the fact a bar is named after Dave Lombardo is one reason why I heart Berlin.