Top 6 most useful Slayer merch items
Merch is a funny thing. Bands constantly push wares that people don’t need (more t-shirts), while ignoring branding opportunities for necessaries. Slayer, however, does not make this mistake. The band likely enlisted armies of marketers and sweatshops to put its name on sundry items — woven blankets, beach towels, shot glasses, intimate clothing, even Christmas ornaments (oh, the irony). Below are six wacky yet potentially useful Slayer merch items.
This just in: Invisible Oranges reader Umlaut handles Slayer merch for work (nice job!). He’s helped bring some of the below items into existence. For more details, see here, here, and here.
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As we know from his “Heineken” guitar, we know that Jeff Hanneman is a beer man. Evidently Kerry King does not drink beer, but likes vodka. Available here. Out of stock — see retailer’s comment below.
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It might be tough to tell the time with so many swords all over the place. “Mommy, why does the clock always say 6:00?” Available here.
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This one’s kind of cool. Now if only Slayer could make a bicycle helmet. Available here.
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Useful for “hardening of the arteries.” Available here
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This would go well with the Slayer ashtray. Available here.
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Does the band even know its name is on this? Available here.
