Top 10 Things to Do
with Your Non-Snare Hand
while Playing Blastbeats

Order pizza

Eat pizza

Surf MySpace for better bands to join

Text message friends: “Can’t talk. Blasting.”

Squeeze stress ball

Pet kitten/puppy

Read a book (have roadie turn pages)

Twirl drumstick

Twirl gloriously long hair

If you can’t be with the one you love…