Stack metal stuff on your cat, win prizes
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People do the darnedest things with cats. They dress them in clothes, stuff them down their shirts (NSFW), and photograph them looking at other cats. Recently a site started that’s devoted solely to people stacking stuff on top of their cats. If heaven and hell exist, cats probably run heaven and send all humans to hell.
Catstackers.com is having a contest. The photo of the most metal catstack wins Intronaut’s new CD and a cat treat. The contest ends December 1. I know that a good number of you are cat people, and that some of you, for some reason, already have photos of metal CD’s piled on top of your cat. (I’m looking at you, Carm.) So this contest should be a breeze. I’m still undecided as to whether this is low-level animal abuse or funny as hell.
Potential entrants already face stiff competition. A friend of mine sent in the above entry. It will be hard to beat a studded belt, a Countess Bathory doll, and a Watain CD all stacked on top of either the most tolerant or the most metal cat ever.
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