People are weird, pt. 6

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Sports Illustrated used to have a little column called “This Week’s Sign That the Apocalypse Is Upon Us.” Documenting sports atrocities and injustices, it was by far my favorite feature of SI. “People are weird” is sort of the equivalent here. Normally, it highlights Google searches that lead here. Judging by their search queries, people (aside from you, dear intelligent and articulate reader) are illiterate perverts with vivid imaginations. This installment only confirms this, but with a twist: these are Google Images searches that have led here. What pictures people seek constantly shock, amaze, and disgust me. If you buy me a drink, I will show you the miles upon miles of image search queries, mostly relating to the female anatomy, that I can’t bring myself to air, even in this befouled forum.

10. Google Images: happy slapping snuff videos
9. Google Images: girl hockey fight
8. Google Images: porn crazy train
7. Google Images: in the oven fetish
6. Google Images: scream hardcore fuck mosh dirty
5. Google Images: deaf aliens
4. Google Images: SHOCKING ALIEN
3. Google Images: 3 D ALIENS FUCKING WOMEN
2. Google Images: nasty horchata
1. Google Images: inappropriate