People are weird, pt. 4

by Cosmo Lee

Mighty though Google’s search algorithm may be, its workings are quite mysterious. When I look at search queries leading to Invisible Oranges, I can usually figure out how they got here. Typically they have something to do with either “metal” or “vagina” (explained here). Occasionally, though, I get some real head-scratchers; below are the 10 most illogical to date.

10.
fuck marathon

Actually, I know how this led here. (I once reviewed Fuck the Facts and Landmine Marathon.) But, really, I don’t know how this led here. I did a Google search for “fuck marathon” to see where Invisible Oranges would show up. I nearly went blind. (People are into some sick shit.) This site didn’t appear in the first 78 pages of results. Who passed up 78 pages of results for “fuck marathon,” only to go, “Ooh, a metal MP3 blog, I’ll go there instead”???

9.
free spring brekk sex videos

I have no idea.

8.
what do they wear in the 80s

Perhaps an interesting search, i.e., done by someone born after the ’80s who had absolutely no clue about what came before.

7.
romantic effects photoshop boyfriend

I mean, like, WTF.

6.
texturizers for curly hair little girls

Shit like this.

5.
currently the job comprise og 20 members ranging from one job to another

Or this.

4.
Are seasponges soft or hard

I give up.

3.
THINGS TO DO WITH AN OLD BATHUB

HROW I OU; SI IN I AND CU YOURSELF.

2.
pure hatred

If this site were the first result for this search, that would rule hard…like a seasponge.

1.
rock

What the fuck kind of Google search is this? And how does it lead to this site? Did someone click through, like, 1058 pages of results to get here? To get more hits, should I change the top header to “INVISIBLE ORANGES – ROCK”?