People are weird, pt. 3

While the site wrestles with audio-related server issues, let’s talk about metal. One of the best aspects of doing this site is seeing the incoming Google searches. I am always amused at how people type complete sentences into Google instead of Boolean searches. These queries are little windows into people’s ids. After all, searching is an act of desire. Sometimes I wish I could reply to these seekers of truth, love, or “the longest officially documented human penis” (an actual search leading here). I do so below with 10 recent favorites.

10.
how do I wear Vietnam metals

With mixed emotions.

9.
why was metallica so successful

Cliff Burton.

8.
what questions to ask when interviewing metal bands

If, when, why, what?
How much have you got?
Have you got it, do you get it, if so, how often?

7.
is job for a cowboy satanic

Only in the fact of their existence.

6.
barney is a satanic song?

Was there ever any doubt?

5.
Does Coldplay have satanic lyrics to their songs?

Ask Apple.

4.
random thoughts in military camouflage

Random, indeed.

3.
grammer = do you have to captalize types of music

America’s educational system = fucked.

2.
you dirt sheep fucker pee wee

Someone really has it in for Pee Wee.

1.
girls metal mp3

Some of life’s finest things, or at least two of three.