People are weird, pt. 2
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When I reviewed Graf Orlock last year, I described the “facehugger” as “the baby lifeform in Aliens that’s basically a combination of vagina and spider crab.” Little did I know that this sentence would unleash a deluge of Google Image search queries, continuing to this day, that included every possible combination of the words “baby,” “spider,” “alien(s),” and “crab(s)” in conjunction with “vagina.” This site’s hits are going up, but they’re mostly just perverts.
Other search query trends are more meaningful (and depressing). One month last year, people (none older than 20, probably) were furiously and frequently searching for Job for a Cowboy’s logo font. The next month, people badly wanted to download Soilwork’s album from torrents. Other trends: seeking advice on windmill headbanging, the beginning and ending of Resident Evil: Extinction, and image searches for Joe Satriani’s hair and “bloody people.”
These are the top 10 search engine queries leading here since the last such installment.
(10) masterbation with oranges
(9) scary shit mp3 or wav soundbites
(8) happy metal mp3
(7) Download iron maiden mp3 songs absolutely free (no payment)
(6) hellenic penis
(5) HEADBANGING LITTLE GIRL
(4) PORTAL OUTRE REVIEW for hardened listeners
(3) RESIDENT EVIL EXTINCTION BLACK PEOPLE DIE
(2) do women like metalheads
(1) do girls like metalheads
