Metal pets: Graf Orlock, the cat

Steady Diet of Meow Mix

Speaking of the Governator, there is a cat named Graf Orlock. Its MySpace places it in Romania, but most of the comments are in Dutch. The page also confirms that this beautiful shorthair is named for the grindcore band, not the Nosferatu character. Graf Orlock (the band) is an Invisible Oranges favorite for many reasons, including nonstop profanity and samples from ’80s action movies. Below are just two of the many featuring Ah-nold soundbites.

Panic at the Galleria
Todd and Janelle

Do you have a metal pet? Is your furry/winged/scaly loved one br00tal…ly cute? If so, we want to feature it. Please send photos and testimonials to invisibleoranges at gmail dot com.