Invisible Oranges T-Shirts, Hoodies, and Stickers Are Now Available for Sale!
You best be clutching those tangerines, because (finally) we now have Invisible Oranges branded merchandise for sale!
Click here to access our Awesome Distro store where we have Invisible Oranges stickers, t-shirts, sweatshirts, and hoodies now available for pre-order (first shipments start around April 15th).
If you've ever wanted to showcase your love for our blog -- plus attract random questions from the uninitiated about what the hell holding invisible oranges means -- then here's your chance. The clothing is all the Gildan high-quality shit, so it should last at least a few go-arounds in your wildest local moshpit. It never hurts to have a few stickers, too: whether you slap 'em on a telephone pole or a urinal, be sure to send us a picture of your placement to firstname.lastname@example.org (include your Instagram handle if you'd like to be tagged in any potential shares of your image).
Aside from scoring cool things to wear, we know that your purchase is an offering of support for our website's mission and future. We can't thank you all enough -- our dear readers, followers, critics, and comrades alike -- for helping make Invisible Oranges happen. We have great things on the horizon this year.
Last year, we also launched a Patreon to help us get through dark times. Thank you to all those who continue to support us monthly. Those who have been supporting us at the $10+ level will soon be getting one of the new Invisible Oranges t-shirts in the mail. If you haven't signed up yet, you can do so today.
Stay metal, friends.