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Dear loyal readers,

Most of the Invisible Oranges staff will spend today celebrating the American Thanksgiving holiday today. As such, there will be no feature or news posts today or tomorrow. Normal Invisible Oranges activities will resume on Monday, December 1. We hope you can enjoy the break and spend some quality time with your family, friends and other loved ones instead of, you know, howling away about metal on the internet (Just kidding, keep howling).

If you really need something horrific from us, however, than behold above, the Cthuken, a H.P. Lovecraft-inspired by culinary maniac Rusty Eulberg (and the only good thing I've found on the Huffington Post since... maybe forever. Truly a cornucopia of horror to those allergic to shellfish).

Happy eating. Ia! Ia!

— Joseph Schafer & the IO staff