Dear Bolt Thrower,
As devoted fans, it’s thrilling to see you awaken from semi-slumber to play your birthday-party/Boltfest next month. Honestly, there’s nothing we’d rather do than see your live destructive power unleashed upon mankind, with one of the best lineups ever assembled. Tickets are only £6? Stroke of genius, that.
Now, if you could find it in your crusty hearts to take that show on the road for the rest of the world— that would be great. Meet new and interesting people, kill them, and so forth. We’d owe you a massive debt of honour, to say the least. Where next to conquer? Here, please.
Since we’re on the subject: any chance of selling your merchandise online somewhere (anywhere)? Rememberance is not enough; we need souvenirs. And how about a new album? The last one was surprisingly good, but you know as well as we do that it’s never enough. Hell, your legacy is practically under assault, what with Hail of Bullets initiating repeat incursions deep into Bolt Thrower territory. Come on, guys: glory beckons! Can’t we have one final revelation ? (That’s all I’ve got.)
Bolt Thrower will celebrate its 25th anniversary at Boltfest on April 7, 2012 at the HMV Forum in London. Tickets were only £5.99, but the show has since sold out.
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Bolt Thrower – “Lament”
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