“Do you want to hear a new song?”

"No new songs!" "No new songs!"

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“Do you want to hear a new song?”

These are the most feared words at any metal concert.

(However, I have yet to hear anyone yell out, “No!” in response.)

A corollary to metal’s “I prefer their old stuff” stance is “I disfavor their new stuff”. Hence the resistance to hearing such stuff live, hence the outcry upon Iron Maiden’s insistence during their recent tour on (gasp!) playing music not 30 years old.

If a band is not creatively relevant to you now, why pay to see them?

“Because they’ll play the old songs”, you might reply.

“But the old songs are on the old albums – which you have”, I might reply.

“But I want to hear the old songs really loud on potentially dodgy PA systems alongside 20,000 other people willing to pay for overpriced beer and t-shirts”, you might reply.

“Then you go do that”, I might reply.

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I am not a new song-fearing metalhead, or a non-hit-song-fearing one. Sure, I’d probably be pissed if I saw Slayer and they only played deep cuts from the Paul Bostaph-era records. (Actually, that might be morbidly fascinating.) But Slayer, like most bands, know which side of their bread is buttered. They will finish their set with “Angel of Death”, and everyone will go home happy. Given this framework of familiarity, a new song might be interesting, if only to see a Slayer crowd stand still for once.

One thing I’ve never understood is how people leave concerts complaining that bands didn’t play certain songs. (Well, I would understand if the band were Europe and the song were “The Final Countdown”. As far as I’m concerned, Europe is “The Final Countdown”, and a Europe set without that song would be as if Europe had not even showed up. Which it needn’t really do. Everyone going to see Europe is there to hear “The Final Countdown”, and is just patiently waiting through the set until that magic song. (Magic moment, really, i.e., the keyboard intro. Does anyone even care about the rest of the song?) Thus, the band might as well skip any pretense of a set and give the crowd what it wants (the keyboard intro) and then go home.) You have the albums; you can listen to their songs at any time. So why the fanatical attachment to the familiar?

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Europe – “The Final Countdown” (just the intro)

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That I understand, actually. My understanding comes from listening to music while working out. “Loud and aggressive” isn’t enough for me in that context. If something is loud and aggressive and bad, my mind will rebel, my body will shut down, no weights will be lifted, and no sweat will be sweated. So I need good music for working out. That means that I do not listen to new music then. Like anything, really, 99% of new music is bad. Working out is not the time to be sifting through that 99%. It is the time to get it on to what works.

Maybe metalheads feel the same way about live music. If something is loud and aggressive – but new – the mind will rebel, the body will shut down, the beer will feel flat, and the wallet will feel lightened. These are lean times, after all. Every dollar pays for a minute that had better be maximized!

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Drum 'n' bass bragging rights, i.e., a dubplate

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A marked contrast to this mentality is drum ‘n’ bass, which (at least until I stopped DJ’ing it, 2003) is all about “new stuff only”. Drum ‘n’ bass is a constant arms race for DJ’s to play the freshest, newest tunes. I’ve seen drum ‘n’ bass crowds stand around with their arms crossed, just waiting to hear something new. (I know because I was one of those assholes myself.) Back when DJ’s used turntables, the gold standard of “new stuff” was the dubplate, the acetate disc on which tunes were pressed before they came out on vinyl. To this day, drum ‘n’ bass DJ playlists often feature song titles followed by the suffix “(dub)”, which indicates that (a) DJ’s have tunes before their release dates, and (b) they want to brag about that to the world.

Drum ‘n’ bass’ dubplate obsession comes from dancehall reggae, in which soundsystems “clash” with the newest tunes in order to get the best crowd response. That’s the historical explanation – but it’s an inadequate psychological explanation. Why are crowd expectations different between metal and drum ‘n’ bass? The desired ends are the same: to go out, lose one’s sobriety, and listen to music at unreasonable volumes. But why are the means completely opposite? In metal, the crowds only want to hear what they know. In drum ‘n’ bass, the crowds only want to hear what they don’t know. All this has nothing to do with the actual quality of the music.

Since I sadly don’t get out to hear as much non-metal music as I’d like, I’m curious about other genres. Hip-hop is hits-oriented, so I’d guess that hip-hop crowds don’t want to hear new stuff. Country, too, maybe? But jazz, which is often about reinterpretation – maybe that’s about hearing new takes on the old? I know that techno crowds like to hear old stuff, because that’s when their hands rise above shoulder level – but I also know that techno crowds are often probably too fucked up to care. The happiest crowds are probably Motörhead’s. The new Motörhead song sounds like the old one, and every metalhead and drum ‘n’ bass fan in the crowd goes home happy.

— Cosmo Lee

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