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It goes without saying, but it’s still worth saying: long hair is much more fun to photograph than short hair. This was clear last night at The BLVD, where the promoter rammed together two death metal tours onto one bill.
One tour consisted mostly of brutal death metal bands. It was mostly short-haired and mostly forgettable.
The other tour was the Campaign for Death Metal Purity. (See discussion and hear sound clips here.) Every band was mostly long-haired and mostly great.
Long hair does not equal good music, but it can be indicative. The metal look indicates a likelihood of metal music and perhaps metal ideals. These, of course, are variable. Given the name of this tour, they were obvious: rawness and intensity. The bands – Gravehill, Cardiac Arrest, and HOD, with support from like-minded locals Fatalist – all had rawness and intensity, both sonically and visually.
For evidence, see below. From top to bottom: Fatalist, HOD, Cardiac Arrest, Gravehill, two photos each. (Click on photos for their full glory.) Even Gravehill, who only had two members with overt long hair – the others had a buzz cut, a man bob, and a spiked helmet with horns – made the most of what they had. They were an exception, though. When I see a metal band take the stage, and it is mostly short-haired, my heart sinks a little.
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GIVEAWAY
Who has the best and worst hair in metal? Hair metal does not count, but past musicians can count. Leave your votes in the comments box. I will select two winners randomly. Second place gets HOD and Cardiac Arrest beer koozies, while first place gets those koozies and two Ibex Moon CD samplers as well. International entrants are welcome. This giveaway will close at midnight EST, Friday, July 9.
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TOUR DATES
Below are the remaining dates this month in the Campaign for Death Metal Purity Tour 2010. Go. If these bands could crush skulls and give 110% while playing to 10 people (shame on you, Los Angeles) only four days into a tour, imagine the damage they will inflict later on. But don’t imagine it – experience it.
Gravehill, Cardiac Arrest, HOD
5 – The Drunken Lass – Prescott, AZ
7 – Beerland – Austin, TX
8 – The Riot Room – Kansas City, MO
9 – Nightcap – Chicago, IL
10 – Belvedere’s Lounge – Pittsburgh, PA**
11 – Jimmy’s Place – Allentown, PA
12 – Dingbatz – Clifton, NJ
13 – Fontana’s – New York, NY
14 – Melody Inn – Indianapolis, IN
15 – The Buccaneer – Memphis, TN
16 – Downtown Music – Little Rock, AR
17 – Walters – Houston, TX
18 – Ten Eleven – San Antonio, TX
** with Incantation and Funerus










John Tardy of Obituary has the best metal hair I can think of – blond, long, luxurious, slightly curly, always in his face… *sigh*
Buzz Osbourne has the best hair in the history of rock music.
Ross Dolan and Erik Rutan are tied for the most metal hair in metal.
I agree that King Buzzo has the best (and most distinctive) hair in heavy metal. It’s as impressive from the back of a venue as it is from the front row. The worst hair in recent metal memory would be Korn’s braids and cornrows. Their look was as bad as their sound, both of which went on to spawn legions of imitators.
For my money, I’d say Herman Li, Ross Dolan, David Grey from Akercocke, and Greg Anderson (rocking the massive black hair/beard combo). I would’ve mentioned the epic skullets of Dallas Toller-Wade and Devin Townsend, but those have both been shorn of late.
>”Long hair does not equal good music, but it can be indicative.”
Ha!
HOD rules.
Also, were there really only ten people at the LA show? It’s never good when band members outnumber the audience.
Well my hair is really long
http://www.locustleaves.com/hairs.jpg
and I’m made of pure molten steel so there must be something to the connection. At some point I think it went from ‘I want to belong to the metalhead clique when I grow up!’ to ‘I don’t care about cliques but my internal self-representation is eternally long-haired now’.
King Buzzo has the best hair, for sure.
Present-day Kerry King has the worst. Not that I usually have a problem with shaved bald guys, I think it’s a good look as a general rule, but combined with those goddamn picked-’em-off-the-wall-of-the-tattoo-parlor tribal tats on his head and that terrible goatee he just screams 100% douche.
A great show despite the fickleness of the L.A. metal scene. Shameful, as you said.
John Tardy was the first that came to mind but I see someone else got it. I’m gonna go w/Bill Steer esp “Heartwork” era Carcass- him and Jeff Walker were both great hair farmers in their time!
Novembers Doom for sure has, or had the best hair in metal.
My favorite metal hairdos belong to Marty Friedman (whose hair is to metal as Rick James’ was to R&B), …And Justice for All-era Jason Newsted (I knew a girl with that sort-of-mullet-with-the-sides-shaved, and it was sort of hot), and Ross Dolan. Honorable mention goes to Nifelheim for keeping the skullet alive after Dallas Toler-Wade and Devin Townsend wussed out on it.
Tony Iommi (he has had the same do going for decades!) or Wino.
Worst hair? Recent Flo Mounier for sure, though does he still count as metal?
http://soundshockuk.com/SoundShockMain/Cryptopsy%20Interview%20-%203.JPG
The comment about Jason Newstead’s sides shaved look made me think of how great Blacky’s hair looks here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ly8nstfxo
I didn’t realize metal heads spent so much time worrying/thinking about hair. Weird.
Oh, shit! I just had a mental image of Dan Lilker. He’s my pick. I include his chest hair as well and his stoned face
I’m with Cosmo about the ex-skullets of Dallas Toler-Wade and Devy. When I saw Nile in February and Dallas was debuting his newly shaved head, I couldn’t stop thinking that he looked EXACTLY like Andrew Zimmern. From fucking Bizarre Foods with Andrew Zimmern. No shit.
Best hair? I dunno, hair usually doesn’t leap out at me, but I really liked that long hair/big bushy beard combo that Tom Araya was rocking for awhile. It looked bestial and scary. Worst hair? Shane Embury. I couldn’t take my eyes off of it in the video for “The Silence Is Deafening.”…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQidsbSjL-w
Best hair? Devin Townsend prior to shaving.
Worst hair? Phlegeton of Wormed. Dude. If you’re tripping on it, it’s too long.
Worst hair: Lead singer for Shadows Fall, or any other white dudes with dreadlocks.
Best: Michael Angelo Batio. Only people who are the best in the world at what they do are allowed that haircut.
Without a doubt the worst hair has to go to Karl Simon from Gates of Slumber.
Best hair, Shane Embury from Naplam Death, his early 90’s choir boy fuzz is priceless.
The bassist of Averse Sefira gets the best hair vote because it looks like it’s alive on stage. Karl Sanders gets my vote for worst hair.
Justice era Newstead? Yup, I rocked that 91-94, never looked as cool as The Man though…
Nifelheim. You know a band doesn’t fuck around when 3/5’s of their members have skullets.
http://www.darkside.ru/band/2512/n15275.jpg
Best: Brian Fair (lead singer of Shadow’s Fall)
Worst: Devin T.’s ’skullet’
My picks for worst hair is a toss up between Chuck Billy’s braids
http://www.crushermagazine.com/images/Chuck%20Billy%202.jpg
and Fear Factory circa 1995.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_CF4FNjhggLI/Rs3Dyyr0THI/AAAAAAAAAMA/ppsyw7HqUuo/s320/fearfactoryheader002.gif
Best hair would probably be Jesse Pintado from around the time of the Harmony Corruption album.
Right here, he’s first to the left
I should clarify that the last bit of writing in my previous post is clickable.I’m writing this because I feel I’m exactly the kind of person who wouldn’t have noticed.
How is it possible that no one has mentioned Gene Simmons for worst hair ever? It totally looks like a burnt wig!
Gene Simmons is not metal, brah.
Can’t wait to see this tour, Otep is playing in town the same day so I’m guessing most douchebags will be over there wallowing in that boredom. Goddamn there’s so many boring as fuck branches of metal I wish would fucking die.
I dunno about hair.
The Cardiac Arrest guys were really butthurt that there was no mention of my oft-ridiculed flat top in there. Thanks for taking the high road and recognizing my unique profile.
Jim – I just figured that you’d been grinding so hard, you ground all your hair off. Transcript of our conversation still to come!
*chuckle* Well put. It’s really a matter of aerodynamics. And, I can’t wait to see that. Is that an IO exclusive, or do you think that might get picked up?
I don’t know, Jim. The word count on this one will be huge, so I might have trouble selling it. I don’t mind putting it here, though, as it is really good stuff.