Opium Jukebox – Bhangra Bloody Bhangra

by Cosmo Lee

Few music genres make me happy like bhangra does. I don’t think I would own any – it doesn’t give me that kind of pleasure – but whenever I hear it, I feel the purest of joy. It’s a guiltless guilty pleasure. I feel no compunction about enjoying music that simultaneously embraces rave anthems, chill-out beats, and Western pop music, all run through sitar and tabla. San Francisco has a chain of cheap Indian restaurants called Naan-N-Curry. There, they blast bhangra at deafening levels. Whenever I eat there, I can’t help but grin maniacally the whole time.

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War Pigs

Thus, I was delighted to discover Bhangra Bloody Bhangra. I had visions of crazy Indian mixologists stumbling across a Black Sabbath compilation, deciding it was cool, and then throwing it into the latest club hits. Alas, this was not true. Opium Jukebox is a bunch of (probably) white guys – Martin Atkins from Pigface, plus some cohorts. They’ve also bhangra-ized the Sex Pistols and the Rolling Stones; the latter seems like a natural fit, actually. Sabbath, who with Ozzy had a strong hippie streak, comes off well, too. Tempos are mostly deliberate, though “War Pigs” becomes a cute drum ‘n’ bass jam. Since this project is highly premeditated, it doesn’t have the WTF randomness of the best bhangra. The immaculately sculpted tracks overflow with sitar overtones and whooshy synths. It’s a mellow, hypnotic listen. It’s also the only metal-related record ever to make me crave veggie korma.

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