Top 10 Most Anticipated Records 2008

Not 3 Doors Down

The biggies are pretty much set – Meshuggah, Opeth, Immortal, J2 (Jarboe/Justin Broadrick), and so on. Nachtmystium will not “sell out” on their Century Media debut. Critics will once again slobber all over Mastodon, if/when a new record comes out. Guitar Hero-playing non-metalheads will be spotted in record store metal sections, asking for Dragonforce. The music industry is so predictable. Every once in a while, though, it yields actual good music. I’m stoked – or at least morbidly curious – about these upcoming releases.

Burst – ?

2003’s Prey on Life is one of my all-time favorite metal records. 2005’s Origo was actually probably better, but suffered from over-compressed mastering that rendered it a very loud pancake. In a perfect world, Burst would be the one metal band hipsters know.

Deicide – ‘Till Death Do Us Part

The Stench of Redemption ruled. That was because the Hoffman brothers were out and Jack Owen and Ralph Santolla were in. Now Santolla is out – but he’s still playing on this record. Thank heavens/hells for oppressive contractual obligations! The last Deicide record with Santolla’s shredding promises to overachieve once again.

Ephel Duath – Through My Dog’s Eyes

Does anyone else besides me care about Ephel Duath? Believe it or not, Italy has more to offer than hot women and symphonic power metal. These guys are crazy. Plus, Marco Minneman is drumming on this record! If you don’t know Ephel Duath, head straight to Pain Necessary to Know, then thank me afterwards.

Hate Eternal – Fury and Flames

I love how Erik Rutan only talks in exclamation points. In Decibel’s NFL preview, he somehow managed to cast his Eagles prediction in epic, Bolt Thrower-esque terms. For Victory! Hate Eternal represents superhuman, Werner Herzog-esque effort. Plus, they now have a drummer named Jade. But I think it’s a dude.

Irons – ?

Jacob Bannon AND Stephen Kasner AND Dwid from Integrity??? I have no idea what these guys will come up with, but I guarantee that the artwork will RULE. Look out also for Bannon’s solo record, unsurprisingly titled Wear Your Wounds.

Judas Priest – Nostradamus

Rob Halford will turn 57 this year, and he’s still slaying pretenders 1/3 his age. Angel of Retribution was damn solid, so I expect more of the same – twin guitar goodness, horrible lyrics, and the best banshee wails ever to emanate from a non-female mammal.

Katatonia – ?

3 Doors Down’s “Citizen Soldier” is disturbing in many ways. First, it’s 3 Doors Down. Second, the song’s video is an ad for the US National Guard. Third, they play the video in movie theaters before previews. Fourth, and most chilling of all – it kind of sounds like later Katatonia. Please, please, Renkse and co., wash this foul taste away!

Misery Signals – ?

Metalcore doesn’t have to suck! Nor does it have to have good cop/bad cop vocals or one-note breakdowns with a pick squeal thrown in! 2006’s Mirrors is a tough act to follow. I eagerly await more emotive, spiraling guitars that make me well up inside, only before I straighten up and pretend that I’m some tough metal dude.

Nasum – Doombringer

A live show from the final year of perhaps the best grindcore band ever. RIP, Mieszko Talarczyk. Someday I will learn to spell your name without searching on Google, but you are still heart and soul to me.

Testament – Formation of Damnation

It’s about freakin’ time! I am so sick of Testament’s endless greatest hits compilations and crappy live discs (interesting, though, that Prosthetic is reissuing Demonic (boo!) and The Gathering (yay!)). Eric Peterson is an amazing rhythm guitarist, and Chuck Billy is one of my top three metal vocalists of all time. But that title, eesh…

Pretty stoked

Cynic – ?

Supposedly Paul Masvidal and Sean Reinert have an album’s worth of new Cynic material written. I’ll know it when I see it. Their Coldplay-meets-Pink Floyd Aeon Spoke project is pleasant, though cause for concern Cynic-ally.

Earth – The Bees Made Honey in the Lion’s Skull

Sadly, this album has already leaked. I haven’t heard it, though, as I want to see/hear the finished package. People are dogging on Dylan Carlson’s recent pastoral direction, but I’m digging it mightily. There’s something quite Zen about it. I bet the artwork will be good, too.

Gridlink – Amber Gray

Jon Chang from Discordance Axis! 11 tracks, 13.5 minutes, likely grindtastic. Hydra Head is putting this out. Thus, the real question is, will it come in a DVD case like the Discordance Axis releases?

Morbidly curious

Cavalera Conspiracy – Inflikted

That nu-metal-esque misspelled title does not bode well. Actually, this might be decent. In fact, I bet it’ll sound exactly like Soulfly. First, Marc Rizzo is in the lineup, and he’s what saved Soulfly from sucking. Second, Iggor Cavalera is back after moonlighting as a DJ and adding an extra “g” to his name. Soulfly was/is filled with drummers biting Ig(g)or’s beats in Sepultura, so Max did the right thing by returning to the original herbs and spices.

Cryptopsy -?

Not only do Cryptopsy not have Lord Worm anymore, they also now have a Hot Topic model-looking woman on keyboards. This is so wrong. Who do they think they are, Bleeding Through?

Metallica – ?

To go from the first four records to St. Anger is quite a feat, but Metallica somehow did it. In this case, I don’t envy Rick Rubin’s job.