Members of Carcass, in order of beauty

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invisibleoranges

Published: January 25, 2008Tags: clee, death metal, features, uk

Found, on the MySpace blog of Emily, 27, from Knoxville, TN.

The members of Carcass in order of beauty, from most beautiful to most gnarly:

1. Steer. <3<3<3<3<3
2. Ken Owen. Lookin’ good, dude! Even after being in a coma for a year, or whatever.
3. Michael Amott (bonus for most graceful aging).
4. Walker (I love you but I don’t love your face. I have always liked your hair, if it is any consolation.)

2 Comments

ROXYMUZAK

Posted January 25, 2008 at 10:57 AM

!

Haw, this was a surprise.
Forrest Norvell

Posted January 25, 2008 at 11:32 AM

The first time I saw the cover art for (the original version of) Symphonies of Sickness, I had weird dreams for months afterwards. This is an oddly apt bookend to that.

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